I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
i need some magic done to my vagina
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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