The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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