I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Randomize
