Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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