: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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