before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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