ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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