I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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