Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
