no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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