she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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