How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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