Fuck appropriateness.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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