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Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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