Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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