I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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