GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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