PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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