So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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