I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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