no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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