How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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