I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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