I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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