South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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