We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
