my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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