i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
you made out with another girl for some wings
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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