I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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