I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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