You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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