I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we have officially lost it.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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