i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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