dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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