i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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