I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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