But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
pray to the hookup gods
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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