A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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