I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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