physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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