The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
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