dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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