I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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