I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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