I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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