The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
