Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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