Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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