Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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