People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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