can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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